Another Question

Since I ranted in the past post, I'm going to rant about one more thing, because this has also been bothering me.

My question: Where did all the good shows go on Nickelodeon and Cartoon Network?

Lately, Nickelodeon has been trampled on by iCarly, True Jackson V.P., Big Time Rush, and more recently, Victorious. These have to be the crappiest, piece-of-shit shows I have ever seen. NO teenager acts like they do. Just because some teenagers want to make their own web show doesn't mean they automatically get to use STATE-OF-THE-ART equipment in their ATTIC. iCarly is dumb from the get-go: adults do not watch dumb teenagers who have terrible taste in humor, and the iCarly show is NOT funny. At all. All it shows is that teenagers yell a lot and they're stupid. Great.

True Jackson V.P. is also the same. I don't believe that a whole company should ever go to a teenager. You can watch the show to see why. It's complete chaos. These shows have no realism whatsoever.

I didn't bother with Big Time Rush. Or Victorious. I already KNOW they're terrible.

The sense of humor on Nickelodeon is dead. I personally do not want to meet the generation that grows up watching these shows. They will be missing the classic episodes of Spongebob that EVERYBODY knows and loves, Ned's Declassified School Survival Guide (oh man that show was awesome), and even Drake and Josh. Those were back when Nickelodeon gave a shit about humor or quality. You can say that I'm no longer a fan of the channel.

Cartoon Network recently has been beginning live-action shows also. Also, piece-of-crap shows. Dude, What Would Happen is a dumb teenager version of Mythbusters. Except it's NOT a cool show. Some of these shows were awful like Destroy Build Destroy, Survive This, etc. I dunno many of them because I never bothered with them. I miss Dexter's Laboratory, Ed Edd n' Eddy, the Powerpuff Girls, the Grim Adventures of Billy and Mandy, etc. Once again, stupid shows have ruined a once-great channel. All that Cartoon Network has now is Chowder, Flapjack, and Adventure Time, which are probably the only good cartoons left.

Ugh, everything is falling apart. Get rid of iCarly, Big Time Rush, all those shows, and return Nickelodeon and Cartoon Network to its former glory. iCarly is my ass and Victorious is my balls, GIMME MY CHILDHOOD BACK!!